A new Kitty Hero has pounced on the scene and his name is Hector "The Inspector".

Hector has been hired by our old friend Queen Clare Ohair to be her personal food taster.
 
Every since the discovery of salmonella in chicken eggs, Queen Ohair  has stopped dining on her favorite source of protein - mouse liver omlets, and instead has been binging on cat nip. So will keen eyed Hector sniff out the salmonella and put our beloved Queen back on her normal diet once again?

For Kitty of the Week we have selected Clare Ohair, the mean Queen of Montclair. If it wasn't for her savage snooty behavior sweet Lilly Littlepidle would now be the fair Princess Lilly Ohair.
 
We have tried to entice the Queen to change her mind about Lilly by offering her five jars of pickled mice (a favorite) plus an all expense paid vacation to her birthplace in Cucamonga, CA. She accepted the pickled mice and said if we are nice she might melt the ice and grant Lilly a pass to marry her son despite the fact that "Littlepiddle is a low class commoner."
 
We at KITTY HERO are waiting to see what happens.

Poor little Lilly Littlepiddle... after being rejected by Prince Pierre Ohair of Montclair she has decided to appear on the TV show THE MEW and tell her shocking story to the show's famous host Lala Wawa.
 
Littlepiddle's tale of lament will lead us down the lane of broken promises and ending with a shattered bleeding heart. She will tell us how she and Pierre shared a litter box together, dined on marinated mousemeat, and danced the night away to the tango music of Joe Banana and his bunch. And then suddenly it was over... so sad!  
 
We at Kitty Hero wish you well, loveable little Lilly as you slowly recover from the dastrardly deeds done to you by the evil Prince Pierre and his hard hearted mother Queen Clare.

Prince Pierre Ohair of Montclair has catagorically denied rumors that he has been romancing a fancy feline commoner named Lilly Littlepiddel.  However, never fear, vigilant members of the Cute & Curious Cat Club spotted the two of them dining and dancing at the exclusive Blue Moon Fish Market located on the Santa Monica Pier.
 
When this news gets back to Pierre's mother, Queen Clare Ohair, you can bet that the fur will fly and Lilly will cry as poor proud Pierre has to wave goodbye.